SBF Hired PROSTITUTES to BRIBE Chinese Officials?! (Caroline Ellison EXPOSES All)
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Caroline Ellison exposed a dark conspiracy involving Sam Bankman-Fried crashing Bitcoin prices on purpose, bribing Chinese government officials, and laundering money by using Thai prostitutes. Her tel...
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So, you wanna know what went down with SBF and Caroline Ellison, huh? Well, get ready for some truly wild revelations. It turns out that Caroline Ellison, SBF's former colleague, spilled the beans on some seriously dark conspiracies, showing how Sam Bankman-Fried allegedly manipulated Bitcoin prices, tried to launder money using Thai prostitutes (yes, you read that right), and even attempted to bribe Chinese government officials. Her tell-all testimony pretty much paints the whole picture of how the crypto market spiraled out of control last year, and it’s a shocking tale of greed and no-holds-barred tactics.
Here's a breakdown of the mind-boggling details:
* SBF's Wildly Reckless Philosophy: Sam Bankman-Fried apparently saw himself as "truly risk neutral" and was totally okay with taking massive risks as long as the expected outcome was positive. To put it in perspective, he reportedly told Caroline that he'd be willing to flip a coin with a 50% chance of destroying the entire world, as long as there was a 50% chance of the world becoming twice as good. Our guy Ron, who's explaining all this, thinks this is "absolutely disgusting behavior" and is appalled, especially considering SBF's supposed presidential ambitions. He even compares this incredibly dangerous mindset to Thanos's "perfectly balanced" philosophy, emphasizing the complete disregard for human life.
* The Intentional Suppression of Bitcoin Prices: One of the most shocking revelations is that Caroline and SBF conspired to keep Bitcoin below the $20,000 mark. Ron is pretty sure they were the ones responsible for the "grueling bear market" we all suffered last year, explaining that Bitcoin shouldn't have dipped that low again, especially considering the usual crypto cycles. He feels completely manipulated by them, and there's proof: Caroline's testimony confirms that SBF explicitly told her to sell Bitcoin if it went over $20k. Why? Because Alameda's liabilities were out of control, and they needed to raise capital. What's worse, they were dumping customers' BTC holdings, planning to pawn off their mess to "some Saudi prince to take the fall." Ron emphasizes SBF's complete lack of regard for human life, highlighting how people's life savings were put in jeopardy.
The Bizarre Thai Prostitute Money Laundering Scheme: Get this – Alameda/FTX had a whopping $2 billion stuck in Chinese exchanges (Huobi and OKEx) because Chinese authorities thought the funds looked "sus" and froze them, suspecting money laundering. So, what did they do? The "crazy part" is they allegedly enlisted Thai prostitutes to open new accounts on these exchanges. The idea was to use these new accounts to "leverage and then try to go against the FTX positions" to basically trade their way into getting the money out. Both Ron and Michael (who joins in to discuss this segment) are baffled, calling it "absolutely bananas" and "fing ridiculous" – trying to get money out that was suspected of being laundered, using more money laundering tactics. Unsurprisingly, this wild scheme didn't work.
* Attempting to Bribe Chinese Officials: Since the prostitute plan failed, SBF and his team resorted to trying to bribe Chinese government officials. It turns out many at FTX/Alameda even had family ties to the Chinese government. However, one person, realizing that bribing officials was a "bad idea," actually quit shortly after. Ron commends that individual for having the sense to walk away. This whole scandalous affair was internally referred to as "The Thing." Ron points out that this whole situation reveals the absolute lack of morals these guys operated with.
Looking ahead, Ron is passionate about getting back into creating more crypto content, believing that now is "one of the best times to actually build up more crypto" before the next big bull run. He's committed to delivering weekly videos and encourages everyone to subscribe and comment on what kind of deep dives they're interested in, as they have a research team ready to dive into those topics.
Transcript
Absolutely disgusting behavior with no regards for human life. Did you hear what SBF said to Caroline? Caroline pointed out that Sam described himself as truly risk neutral and comfortable with taking risk as long as it was positive EV. Apparently he made an analogy to a coin flip and said that he would be willing to flip a coin if the odds were 50% the world gets destroyed as long as there was a 50% chance that the world would turn out twice as good. Yeah, and he wants to be the President of t...